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Why I fired my Secretary
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say
"Happy Birthday
and possibly have a small present for me
As it turned out
she barely said good morning
let alone
" Happy Birthday
" I thought
Well
that's marriage for you, but the kids
They will remember
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word
So when I left for the office
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent
As I walked into my office
my secretary Jane said
"Good Morning Boss
and by the way
Happy Birthday
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered
I worked until one o'clock
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know
It's such a beautiful day outside
and it is your Birthday
what do you say we go out to lunch
just you and me
I said, "Thanks, Jane
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day
Let's go
We went to lunch
But we didn't go
where we normally would go
She chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously
On the way back to the office
Jane said, "You know
It's such a beautiful day
We don't need to go straight back to the office
Do We
I responded
"I guess not
What do you have in mind
She said
"Let's drop by my apartment
it's just around the corner
After arriving at her apartment
Jane turned to me and said
" Boss, if you don't mind
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment
I'll be right back
"Ok." I nervously replied
She went into the bedroom and
after a couple of minutes
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake
Followed
by my wife
my kids
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers
all singing "Happy Birthday
And I just sat there
On the couch
without any clothes on
End


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